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EXZOS YOSHIMURA KALAU BERMINAT,
UNTUK DI JUAL harga bagi mura mura tak serupa tokey cina jual 2biji kiri kanan harga boleh runding sampai jadi
kualiti brg 85% lihat gambar
call/sms untuk tanya exzos mura mura seperti di gambar ini
no hp 0133740285
Di sini saya ingin menjual motosikal saya..details seperti di bawah.
Buatan : YAMAHA
Model : XV750
Warna : Kelabu
Keupayaan enjin : 748 S.P
Tahun dibuat : 1993
Plat no : CAJ ***
Tarikh Pendaftaran : Jun 1993
Pemilikan : 2 ( Anda ke-3 )
Ubahsuai : Ekzos (Ekzos original also within), tayar depan 80%,tayar belakang 70%
Mileage : 20 000++
Sebab dijual : Upgrade
Lokasi : Kuantan
Harga : RM 16K
Note : The bike is in good condition, tak de masalah sejak guna, engine very smooth.
Berminat?…sila hubungi saya @ 012-9890123 ( Rosli )
Happy Viewing..!!
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Design for flip up, ANTI-UV Protection Visor & nice…
Please call/sms 017-4727781 (Fithri) for more details…
The price includes posting fee…
This the new Alpinestars TECH-1-R boot for sale…
Low Cut Design suitable for man or women…
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The saiz avaiable, 7UK until 10UK…
Presenting the all new Kawasaki Ninja 250R,
Technical Specifications:
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her
for $500. They did their thing , and , before he left , he told her that he
did not have any cash with him , but he would have his secretary write
acheque and mail it to her , calling the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT.’
On the way to the office , he regretted what he had done , realizing that the
whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a
cheque for $250 and enclose the
following typed note:
‘Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not
sending the amount agreed upon , because when I rented the place , I was
under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.
However , I found out that
#1 - it had been previously occupied ,
#2 - there wasn’t any heat , and
#3 - it was too large.’
Upon receipt of the note , the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250
with the following note:
‘Dear Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to
remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat , there is plenty of it , if you know how to turnit on.
#3 - Regarding the space , the apartment is indeed of regular size , but if
you don’t have enough furniture to fill it , please do not blame the
management.
Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present
landlady”.
Dear Dr. Phil,
When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime — bass fishing.
I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.
Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop,
I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do.
We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said,
the wife doesn’t care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.
A few weeks ago, Sam and I had the best
fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you’ve ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother!
So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she’d get interested. Instead she says she doesn’t want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn’t like to see me enjoying myself.
What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it
and continue my hobby or quit fishing and
sell the boat as she insists?
Thanks,
P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam
with the two bass we caught.
Dear Fisherman,
Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.
That’s a nice pair of bass!
A WOMAN’S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to ‘how big is my behind?’
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
A MANS POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.
The End
Please take test to check how stress are u….
The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals.
King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
Think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Orangutan = you’re sick
Ape = you need a break
Monkey = worse, you suppose to be in the hospital right now..
King Kong = I think you better take 1 year leave..
……..
Why?! ????
…….
A Coconut tree doesn’t have bananas!
Obviously you’re stressed and overworked.
Take some time off and relax!
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