Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone)
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I’m Sam Wan ( someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s
urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what’s
this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan
( no one ) was
involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being
sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then
the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I
don’t
have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I’m Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Archive for September, 2008
Buatan: Suzuki
Model: TXR-150
CC: 150
Tahun: 1998
Lokasi: Perak
Harga: RM 1500 boleh dirunding
Call: Zul(0175944684)
RM 1500 (Nego)
Lailatul qadar..
“Lepas basuh pinggan, ikut Abah pergi masjid,” kata Abah separuh
memerintah. Aku memandang kepada Emak. Emak angguk sahaja. Maksudnya emak
mahu aku ikut Abah solat subuh ke masjid. Jangan melawan.
Nampaknya, aku kena batalkan niat untuk sambung tarik gebar selepas
kenyang bersahur. Aku bonceng di belakang. Kami tidak pakai helmet. Kopiah
sahaja.
Ganjil. Dalam cahaya suram menjelang subuh, aku lihat kubah masjid berada
di tanah. Bukan di bumbung masjid. Ajaib.
Abah macam tidak nampak keganjilan itu. Aku cuit bahu dia dan tunjukkan ke
arah kubah yang berada di tanah. Mungkin kubah itu tengah sujud fikir aku.
“Kenapa?” tanya Abah..
“Lailatuqadar, ” kata aku dengan jari masih menunjuk kepada kubah.
“Kepala otak engkau. Berapa lama engkau tak ke masjid?”
Tidak pasal-pasal aku kena marah. Rosak pengalaman suci aku ini.
“Diorang tengah renovate masjid la. Bumbung
masjid bocor.. pasal tu kubah tu dorg angkat letak kat tanah..Bodoh, ”
sambung Abah memaki lagi.
Kalau emak ada di sini tentu dia angguk sahaja. Terima sahajalah. Jangan
melawan.
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Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
——-? ? ? ? ? ?——-
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : ‘Do you have color TV ?’
Salesgirl : ‘Yes !’
Ah Beng : ‘Give me a green one, please ‘
——-? ? ? ? ? ?——-
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on ‘Salary Expected’, but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes ‘ Yes ‘
——-? ? ? ? ? ?——-
Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : ‘What is that shiny object ?’
Salesgirl : ‘That is a thermos flask.’
Ah Beng : ‘What does it do ?’
Salesgirl : ‘It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold’
Ah Beng : ‘I’ll buy it’
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : ‘What is that shiny object ?’
Ah Beng : ‘It’s a thermos flask.’
Boss : ‘What does it do ?’
Ah Beng : ‘It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold’
Boss : ‘What do you have in it !?’
Ah Beng : ‘Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream’
——-? ? ? ? ? ?——-
After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares
it with the original for spelling mistakes.
——-? ? ? ? ? ?——-
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks
his picture is being taken.
——-? ? ? ? ? ?——-
Why can’t Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can’t find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
——-? ? ? ? ? ?——-
Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the ‘Help’ command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : ‘I press the ‘F1′ key for help lah, but it’s been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!’
——-? ? ? ? ? ?——-
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, ‘I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah’ ‘Oh dear !’ the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. ‘But.
What happened to the other ear ?’
Ah Beng answered : ‘That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!’
——-? ? ? ? ? ?——-
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: ‘COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei
and LAS VEGAS ?’
Operator: ‘JUST A MINUTE…’
Ah Beng : ‘THANK YOU lah’ AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
——-? ? ? ? ? ?——-
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he’d been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
‘It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT’, Ah Beng brags.
‘FIVE MONTHS ? THAT’S TOO LONG’, the friend exclaims.
‘YOU ARE A FOOL.’ Ah Beng replies, ‘SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN ‘FOR 4-7 YRS’.
——-? ? ? ? ? ?——-
At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng’s left tells the bartender, ‘JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE’ and his companion says, ’JACK DANIELS, SINGLE’.
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, ‘AND YOU, SIR ?’
Ah Beng replies : ‘Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah’
——-? ? ? ? ? ? ?——-
Make: Yamaha
Model: RXZ 135
Location: Kuala Lumpur
Year: 1995
Gear: 6 speed
Price: RM 3000 (Nego)
Contact: 019-4539897
moto tip top
Gambar:
RM rm3000(nego)
1) Buatan: yamaha
2) Nama Model: tzm150
3) Keupayaan Enjin (cc):147
4) Warna:biru
5) Tahun Dibuat:1996
6) Tarikh Pendaftaran:1996
7) Pemilikan: 5
8] UbahSuai: standard langsung, xde modi ape pun..
9) Sebab Motor hendak DIJUAL: dah jarang pakai
10) Lokasi:ipoh
11) Batuan (mileage): 72,+++ km
12) Harga: RM3800.00…negotiate after see the bike..pembelian secara cash sahaja…
condition sangat elok…long distance memang xde masalah…
rangka cantik, xde bengkok2..
ade ape2, utk serius buyer, call sy di 0125394910…NEGOTIATE only after u see the bike..
bastank2002@yahoo.com
RM 3800
248cc Standard No Modification
Road Tax 2009
Engine Overhaul New Piston Ring, Valves, Timing Chain, Spocket & Chain
Carburettor Overhaul
Tyre Front Back 90%
Milage 60+K
Cash RM 8500, Price and Terms of Payment Negotiable
RM 8500
1) Buatan: Kawasaki
2) Nama Model: KRZ
3) Keupayaan Enjin (cc): 150
4) Warna: Biru
5) Tahun Dibuat: 1994
6) Tarikh Pendaftaran: 1994
7) UbahSuai: standard
8) Sebab Motor hendak dijual: nak upgrade
9) Lokasi: Petaling Jaya
10) Harga: RM2390 boleh nego
11) Condition : tip-top
12) Roadtax tamat pada Januari 2009
13) berminat sila hubungi saya 017-2897389 (azhar)
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